I think I might go to my parent’s house tomorrow so I can retrieve my tin of house paint and rollers. I want to do something new, something lame and meaningful to me.
Now I want to throw myself off a cliff, why did I find that?
My housemates came home stoned and wanted pancakes so in turn I ended up getting too many pancakes made for me.
how do people not pee after sex like
it’s the best thing ever